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The time has come!
The official, easy-to-use punctuation mark to emphasize a sarcastic phrase, sentence or message.

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How to Use the SarcMark

To Get the SarcMark™ ® Software
Step 1: Verify your computer or mobile device is supported.
Step 2: Hit the Download Now button and follow directions.
Step 3: Purchase and/or enter your download code.
Step 4: Follow the directions to start and Run the installation process.

On this site, you may purchase a download code for a computer only. If you want the software for a mobile device (e.g. BlackBerry), use your mobile device to access the main website: www.SarcMark.com. The system will direct you to the mobile website. Just follow the directions there. Remember, to purchase or download, you must be on the device where you want the SarcMark Software and Font installed.

How to Use the SarcMark™ ®
Use the SarcMark® for computer based emails and documents on the platforms supported and for text messaging on supported cell phones. Keep checking back as we add support for new computer platforms and mobile devices.

Windows XP and Vista - Two options for inserting at your cursor position:
Graphic Option - Use for most emails and documents, especially when the receiver’s computer does not have the software yet.
To insert, hit the Control Key and the Period Key: and

Font Option - Use when you want to change the size and color of the SarcMark™ ®. The font version of ® will only be viewable by other computers that have the software loaded.
To insert, hit the Windows Key and the Period Key: and

Mobile Devices - Cell Phones, Smartphones
Each one is different. Check the “How To Use” section for the various models at www.SarcMark.com.

FAQ's

Q: Why use the SarcMark? I don't like sarcasm.
A: The Merriam Webster dictionary defines sarcasm as a mode of satirical wit and states that a similar word for sarcasm is the word "wit". Wit is defined as "The natural ability to perceive and understand; intelligence". Therefore, when you use it, you are intelligent

Q: Why are there both a graphic SarcMark and a font SarcMark on my computer?
A: Not all computers have the software, at least not yet. You should use the graphic SarcMark when sending emails, documents and messages to friends who haven't downloaded the software. They'll be able to see the graphic SarcMark but not insert it in their own messages. Once your friends get the software, all of you can use either the graphic or font SarcMark. The font SarcMark does provide some extra advantages. (See below)

Q: What are the advantages of the font SarcMark?
A: You can change the font size and make it any color you wish. You can bold, underline and italicize it. The font SarcMark can also be used in many other applications like Instant Messaging, as long as both computers have the software. It offers a lot more use and flexibility but remember, if you send an email or a file with the font SarcMark to another computer, that computer must have the SarcMark Software loaded. If not, use the graphic SarcMark.

Q: Will I ever be able to use the font SarcMark on my computer?
A: Of course you will! When more friends download the SarcMark software, you can use the font SarcMark since they will be able to see it in your messages and insert it in their own correspondence. As other people in your city, county, state, country, continent and the world download and use the SarcMark Software, you'll be able to use the font SarcMark even more!

Q: When can I use the SarcMark on my Apple?
A: We are working on that. Please get on our Waiting List so we can notify you when the Apple is supported. In the meantime, check out the SarcMark merchandise - join the revolution and "Tell Them How You Really Feel".

Q: I tried to download the software using a download code I just purchased but the download didn't work. What do I do?
A: eMail us at support@SarcMark.com. Please explain the problem you are having and include the download code you were using, the type of computer and operating system you're using, and your email address.

Q. My download code doesn't work. The computer says that the code is invalid. What's up?
A: Make sure that you are typing in the code that you purchased or have. If there's still a problem, eMail us at support@SarcMark.com. Please explain the problem you are having and include the download code you were using, the type of computer and operating system you're using, and your email address.

Q: Why can I only use the SarcMark for text messaging on my cell phone/mobile device and not e-mail?
A: Besides talking on your cell phone, do you really do anything else other than send text messages? For 2008, about 160 million people in the US sent text messages and about 1.8 billion use text messaging worldwide. Text messaging is THE application of choice. If you want to use the SarcMark with other functions, have your carrier contact us.

Q: I bought a download code on my computer but it won't work for downloading the SarcMark software on my BlackBerry. Why not?
A: Possibly two answers. First, each download code is good for downloading the SarcMark software on one device only. If you already used that code for your computer, you can't use it again. Second answer, you must purchase a code and download that code on the device you intend to use the software on. You cannot purchase a code on a computer and then use that code to download on your BlackBerry.

Q: My cell phone/mobile device is not supported. Why not?
A: Patience please! Every mobile device manufacturer has different operating systems, and some manufacturers use different operating systems within their own product line! Please get on our Waiting List so we can notify you when your cell phone is supported. In the meantime, check out the SarcMark merchandise - join the revolution and "Tell Them How You Really Feel".

Q: Should a sarcastic statement end with a SarcMark and then a period? Or, can you end the sentence with just a SarcMark and no other punctuation?
A: The SarcMark is a punctuation mark, so end that sarcastic sentence with just the SarcMark.

Q: Is it proper grammar to put the SarcMark in the middle of a sentence?
A: I am not your language teacher. Put it where you want it.

Q: Can't I use a smiley face?
A: Do you really like those things as they dance, talk and jiggle across your screen? They look like a cross between a gremlin, zombie, and some smiling pervert

Q: Can't I use emoticons?
A: Do you mean a combination of characters that's supposed to mean something (or) is it just stuck buttons on your keyboard >(:'*^.;)? Looks like a smiling face with a three-day beard growth to me

Q: Can't I use a tilde?
A: That's the character that looks like ~. It means "approximately" in math, "not" in logic, the "user's home directory" in programming and when placed over a character, it denotes a palatal nasal sound. Oh yeah, let's now use it for sarcasm

Best Examples:

Its Time Has Come - SarcMark™

Best Examples
The following are just some of the ways people have used the SarcMark™ ® to:

Tell Them How You Really Feel!!!
Sarcasm - Punctuate It … ®

Check back often for new postings. Send your own example to admin@sarcmark.com or use the “Contact Us” at the bottom of the page.
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Because that intersection needs more traffic
Nice one Jenny
Wow, that’s really a nice tie
I love my job
It must be tough being perfect
Isn’t that just great
Minor Detail
Because that was so much fun last time we did it
Ya, that’s great
Why didn’t I think of that
I need that like I need a hole in my head
I know. Big surprise

Michael and Amanda Stacy won 30,000 British pounds after hitting the jackpot on a lottery ticket late last year. The only problem with their good fortune was it wasn't theirs. The ticket originally had been bought by Dorothy McDonagh, who later dropped it on the floor of a supermarket. The Stacy’s found and kept it.
After McDonagh proved she was the rightful owner of the ticket, a court in Swindon, England, ordered the Stacys to return 15,000 pounds to McDonagh, plus 111 pounds in interest, in a decision announced Friday. The couple had already spent the other half of the prize money.
"It's jolly decent of them to let me have a half share of my win" McDonagh said after the court decision. The 61-year-old will have to sue Camelot Group, the operators of the UK National Lottery, if she wants to recover the remainder of her money.

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